Yesterday was my birthday and it was...well, not so good.
The goddesses (gods could never be so wicked) of a)middle age b) hormones c)coworkers d) siblings gathered 'round and giggled as the weather goddess made it dark in the morning and brilliant at about 10 pm. I railed, I ranted, I cried...the dog sighed and mumbled "now what?". C'mon what sort of 45th birthday is it when the ONLY gift you get from family is shit shaped soap? Oh yes, amusing moose turd soap. Thank goodness one of the goddesses gathered 'round was Hormona, and she's wandered off for a while today.
Being 45 is not only one of those (trumpets blare) landmark birthdays, but it's also an age of wisdom... so today it's good bread and tasty cheese and better than yesterday.
Dear Mom, I wish I'd had more of my current knowledge while you were alive, I miss you.
6 comments:
Cheese and bread are a couple of my happy indulgences too. I say, get your relative poo for their birthday too....
Hey sweet thing! Happy belated fishy birthday to you. Your relatives need a gift of flaming dog poo on their porch! lol There's a throught to make you smile. :D
Just tell your charming relatives that "Every time I look at the Moose turd, I think of you".
Sorry your day wasn't better, but knowing you, you bounced right back.
Arline
Thanks for the comments, you make me feel better about the day. The poo giver has always been supremely bad at gift giving, she just doesn't consider the recipient, just her own amusement. Bleh.
Jos...a flaming bag of poo on her porch would have no effect, they'd step over it on the way through the door, seriously! Or it would get lost in the junk heap.
Arline, you're so right, the next day was much better, thank goodness for bouncing!
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Hey, Kelly....sorry I missed that it was your birthday....but hey, it was fun to find your blog!
Happy belated birthday!
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