Shhhh don't tell the dog

Last night (it was a dark and stormy night) something jumped up on my bed and started purring like a mad thing when I touched it. Yup, Biscuit (aka Bela) snuck in for hours of snuggling! The dog woke up and shifted around and mumbled a little but she didn't get curious about the purring sounds. For her part, the cat was so impressed with her discovery of the big warm bed full of human she didn't let me sleep much. There was a lot of cat balancing on the highest point of human alternating with stomping on the softest parts of human. How do they know where your bladder is located?

The cat has a sanctuary in my bead room but I'm hoping that some day soon I'll be able to move the dog blockade and allow free trade for both species.